Vote AestheticsInMotion for president 2020!

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 10/09/2018 at 19:23 • Filed to: None

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My first order of business will be to instate a new policy requiring anyone found guilty of “ rolling coal” to be human-centipeded with other coal-rolling offenders .

The dude in the bro truck (of course it’s blacked out, covered in stickers, lifted, police support, improperly secured ladder, etc. ) almost crushed the biker when *passing*, then proceeded to let loose a fat cloud of black smoke for the next 10 seconds. I wonder if I could find someone on Craigslist to track them down and slit their tires... Every week for the next ten years.

Unfortunately I didn’t manage to get the plate, although I doubt police would do much about that kind of call.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:29

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I support this, but am unsure of your stance of creating an NRA type organization to further the agenda of the Miata lobby in America.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:29

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Your proposed punishment is tough, but fair. You’ve got my vote. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:30

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This is a solid platform. I would vote for you “Vote for Pedro”.

interstate366, now In The Industry > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:30

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I’m down with this, though I’ll need to know your entire platform before I give you a definitive answer.

Speaking of police support, today I saw a truck that had both the blue line sticker and a similar red line sticker, which I had never seen before. Like, are there people who hate fire/EMS workers?

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 19:31

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No taxes on new Miatas!

No emissions testing on old Miatas!

No toll fees for anyone with pop-up headlights!

All of our taxes now go directly to Mazda to help with a turbo rotary manual NE Miata! 

AestheticsInMotion > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/09/2018 at 19:32

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That one’s new to me. Seems... Unnecessary? Pretty sure everyone loves EMT/firefighters.

(edit) just read the last part. Right?? Who doesn't like those guys? 

Racin'Jason001 > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:33

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I admit, that proposal would be extremely entertaining.

Wacko > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:35

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I don’t know, we are getting use to crazy, so i’m voting YE in 2020

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/09/2018 at 19:48

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I think they fly it to take some attention off the blue lives matter. “I support all municipal employees !! ”

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 19:48

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I would v ote for you

nj959 > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:06

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Well I know EMTs don’t get paid enough for how tough the job is and all the shit (sometimes literally) they have to put up with. And they don’t even get to double dip on pensions!

nermal > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:18

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I’m in on the condition that we include people that fail to zipper merge as part of the centipede.

InFierority Complex > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:21

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Double post, sorry :(

InFierority Complex > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/09/2018 at 20:24

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Maybe they’re a fan of British military history and are just really enthusiastic about the Crimean War and the Thin Red Line ? Or maybe they want to show support for that movie from the 90s? Yeah, definitely one of those, 100% sure.

Nibby > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:27

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SCOOB/NIBBY 2020

Cash Rewards > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:54

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You know that if they did that, the turbo rotary would just be a range extender for the electric drive. I would bet good money the ND is the last of it s kind.

shop-teacher > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 20:58

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That seems perfectly rational and sensible ... You'll never last in politics, but you've got my vote!

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > AestheticsInMotion 10/09/2018 at 21:21

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You’ve got my vote. 

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 21:26

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Hey!  The GLC is a coalition of responsible Miata owners - nothing more.

leicester > nermal 10/10/2018 at 00:09

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and left-lane campers.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > AestheticsInMotion 10/10/2018 at 06:38

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It may interest you to know that here in my current state in Oz you can report a vehicle for just such an offence...and I’m also aware that it does actually work as I know of two people that were reported and had defect notices applied to their vehicle registration...very quickly.

https://www.epa.nsw.gov.au/reporting-and-incidents/reporttoepa

And for Victorian Oppo’s

https://www.epa.vic.gov.au/get-involved/report-smoky-vehicles

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > nermal 10/10/2018 at 07:26

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That’s going to be one hell of a centipede......

ateamfan42 > AestheticsInMotion 10/10/2018 at 09:57

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Unfortunately I didn’t manage to get the plate, although I doubt police would do much about that kind of call.

Sadly, that is true. You say the truck *almost* crushed the biker. Then the police will *almost* lift a finger to do anything about it.

In many states, to be legally a crash, someone has to get hurt or more than a certain value of property damage has to happen. If there is no legal crash, then there are no legal ramifications.  I learned this when being hit (but not injured) by a pickup while on my bicycle.